Friday, February 25, 2011

How to start homework.

When I arrive home from school it’s a bitter sweet moment when I realise that although my learning was finished, my work has just begun.  I look down at my arm and try to decode the scribbles I had written on my arm earlier that day, I take my back pack up the stairs and into my working place, also known as the kitchen table.  I look once more at the ink upon my arm and decide I need a ‘break’ from work for a while.  I set a time usually to about one hour later, it is during this time that I answer the tedious questions my mother asks me such as “how was school”, and my personal favourite “did you learn anything new?”  But I can’t give her to much of a hard time because she does mean well.  After the answering of the questions water and miscellaneous food items are ingested.  After that I take my ‘brain’ break, and do some mindless activity until my alarm rings.  Then I spend the next half an hour ‘preparing’ my work place.  After I am satisfied with the layout of my work I start to wonder “hmmm is there anything new on Facebook?”  Then I spend the next 40 Min's to hour updating the most pointless needless things ever created.  Only after the approximately two and a half hours of pre homework do things start to get done.  Now my homework has been started but finishing it is a whole new “how too”.  If anything would alert people to my procrastination habits this would be it.

Robert Nice        

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Thor

i think its about time i started my next (this) post.  i really don't have any topic but i wanted to write while listening to power metal.  for those of you who don't know there is a big difference between metal and screamo.  anyway back on to my topic of no topic, halfway through this i might just start to write a random story.  well to get my mind in the mode i need it to be in I'll start writing about the Norse gods and mythology. 

Thor the god of thunder is the most accurately represented god in modern times.  this is in reference to the Thor in Marvel comics.  because Thor was known as the Friend of the common people, and they would pray to him for protection and for him to bless there crops.  and in the marvel comics he was kicked out of Asgard for his desire to protect everyone; this is how Thor (in the comics) came to earth (or Midgard).  oh and a little bit off comic topic, Thor got his hammer from a dwarf who's name is "all knowing one" in the old Slavic tongue; promised his daughter to this dwarf in exchange for the hammer, but when the dwarf came Thor questioned him until sun rise, dwarfs turn to stone if hit by the sun which is just what the all knowing one did.  So Thor got a new hammer for free, and his daughter doesn't have to marry a dwarf, win win situation.

but my lovly public i have to leave now so fare the well, and have a good day/ night depending on when you read this.

Robert Nice

Thursday, February 17, 2011

intro

Well this is my first ever post on a blog, and i think that its going to be an interesting experience.  This is a blog for my creative writing 12 class, so if anyone reading this blog is not from my class and is confused to the random posts of story's and what not. If you are from my class however, then this introduction is null and void.  This is going to be a blog full of things that don't make any sense whatsoever,  because its mainly going to be stream of conciseness.  This is the one way i can write.... well not a great amount by some standards but more then i usally do.  All ready i know that this introduction has all ready bored people to tears or for the select few whom enjoy this type of writing style there's going to be much more of it, unless my teacher tells me otherwise. The spell check is going to be helpful as my spelling is, or rather would be horrible.  You are still going to see the wrong there, or too, or your used every now and again but bear with me i do have a reason for it.  I hope this introduction has reached the standards of my teacher because it has surpassed mine.
i hope you enjoy you're future reads.
sincerely Robert Nice (yes this is my real name)